New blog post + Update /etc/quotes

blog/index.php

@@ -75,6 +75,13 @@
       <li><time datetime="2022-04-25 0:00">2022-04-25</time> <a href="https://isopod.cool/old/2/?page=blog#Second">Second</a></li>
       <li><time datetime="2022-04-13 6:00">2022-04-13</time> <a href="https://isopod.cool/old/2/?page=blog#First">First</a></li>
     </ul>
+    <article id="2023-02-07">
+      <h2>2023-02-09</h2>
+      <p>I've deprecated the changelog on my website in favor of just linking an RSS feed of my <a href="https://git.isopod.cool/will/isopod.cool/commits/branch/main">git commits</a> to it. Strictly speaking this is probably a worse user experience, but it's my website and I'm too lazy to keep maintaining two changelogs. Figured I'd announce it here in case someone is regularly checking on the changelog but isn't subscribed to its Atom feed and is curious what happened.</p>
+      <p>In other news, job's going alright so far. On my last shift I learned how to take apart the meat grinder for cleaning. Currently waiting on the arrival of some shoes I ordered that should be better for working retail in than my old ones, which are so worn out it's like standing barefoot on the floor all day. Speaking of all day, I've got a bunch of eight-hour shifts coming up, so I'm excited for that (← lying). Money is money I guess.</p>
+      <p>My Yubikey arrived, along with the spare one I also bought. Pretty cringe IMO that paypal only supports registering one, and Microsoft and my bank don't support any. I'd like to have no Microsoft account, but they own Minecraft now so what are you gonna do.</p>
+      <p>vanilla extract</p>
+    </article>
     <article id="2023-02-07">
       <h2>2023-02-07</h2>
       <picture>

etc/quotes/index.php

@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@
     <h2 id="caption">highlights from the #quotes channel in the discord chat</h2>
     <?php
       $will->pfp = "w_pfp";
-      $will->name = "president of the universe ඞ";
+      $will->name = "president of the universe (2%) ඞ";
       $will->color = "00ffb7";
       $vivi->pfp = "v_pfp";
       $vivi->name = "madame muh fuckin SANDBOX";
@@ -55,7 +55,7 @@
       $mage->name = "nudibranch ඞ";
       $mage->color = "faaaaa";
       $celian->pfp = "c_pfp";
-      $celian->name = "ಡඞ";
+      $celian->name = "ಡඞ𐐘𐑀";
       $celian->color = "73fbff";
       $thom->pfp = "t_pfp";
       $thom->name = "Tomato ඞ";
@@ -77,7 +77,25 @@
       }
     ?>
     <?php
-      echo_message($celian, "I heard mothsex.gif");
+      echo_message($celian, "why does my salmon look like a vagina");
+      echo_message($will, "you could say I handle a lot of cocks", true);
+      echo_message($will, "obviously im not gonna handle a bunch of raw chickens and then touch my cock");
+      echo_message($will, "I don't think cocks get killed for their meat");
+      echo_message($mage, "and the girls have like car shaped heads", true);
+      echo_message($mage, "I'm trying to find a cool way to say nonbinary peoples' tits", true);
+      echo_message($celian, "Luigi tits");
+      echo_message($celian, "If I have my wings out all the time what does that mean<br>like a dick?", true);
+      echo_message($celian, "You want to be the person that eats horses like grapes?", true);
+      echo_message($mage, "Some people pass down books and jewelry, my family passes down autism", true);
+      echo_message($mage, "theres a panda walking through me", true);
+      echo_message($celian, "I'm more like an osprey but like Tumblrized", true);
+      echo_message($will, "Listen I may be a furry but at least I'm not a weeb", true);
+      echo_message($celian, "do u wanna try to guess? 😳", true);
+      echo_message($sad, "is it... BIG?<br>AND THROBBING?");
+      echo_message($sad, "Chicken is one of the most fucking boring shit you can wear", true);
+      echo_message($mage, "Why don't Canadians eat the snow to get rid of it", true);
+      echo_message($celian, "Well you see... there's a ladder that goes through the window");
+      echo_message($celian, "I heard mothsex.gif", true);
       echo_message($portals, "Yeah bare naked ladies fuck HARD", true);
       echo_message($will, "I hope I'm not just the gay person in your computer to you but the gay isopod in your computer", true);
       echo_message($celian, "oh<br>bestie i have bad news for u<br>your parents might be having sex :(", true);