9be2f36883
- Removed some unused files - Updated the blog post layout to have all the navigation - Replaced hovertext in blog posts with footnotes - Seaonal pride captions on homepage - Updated /etc/quotes/ - Background color is now actually reminiscent of Discord - Total overhaul to /uses/ - Added sub-page for my computer - New markup for blockquotes that css-tricks.com says is more semantically correct - More difficult captcha on the guestbook (answer remains unchanged) - New blog post about DMs on the fediverse - Blog now has links to each year - Removed journal. I barely used it and it was redundant anyway - Removed the TODO list that I wasn't using from /etc/ - CSS overhaul: - Cool new hover animation on navigation links - Centralized most color definitions to root variables, and a couple other things too - Standard font is now B612 mono - complies with prefers-reduced-motion - Light theme and low contrast mode in the works - Made tables more consistent, and the one on /about/ no longer looks like doodoo - Accent borders on headings and such-like - Main header & caption are now left-aligned instead of center-aligned - Isopod letterhead moved from left side of header to right - h1 made smaller, h2-6 changed back to default sizes - Adjusted a couple background positions to improve readability - Got rid of the checkbox-hack dropdown navigation on mobile, because it kind of sucked - Regular body text no longer has text-shadow - probably some other stuff I forgot about
220 lines
6.1 KiB
PHP
220 lines
6.1 KiB
PHP
<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
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<title>Stats</title>
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<link href="../style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all">
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<style>
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#statstable {
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width: 100%;
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}
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#statstable td:first-child {
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padding-left: calc(var(--stdpadding) / 2);
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}
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#statstable tr:nth-child(2n+1) {
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background-color: #ffffff11;
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}
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@media only screen and (hover: none) {
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#statstable td:first-child {
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font-weight: bold;
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}
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}
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</style>
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<?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/seasonal.php'); ?>
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</head>
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<body>
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<?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/nav.php'); ?>
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<h1>stat tracker</h1>
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<h2 id="caption">100% RealTrue™ statistics</h2>
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<table id="statstable">
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<tbody><tr>
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<td>Height</td>
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<td>194cm</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Storage space</td>
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<td>47TiB</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Desktop environment</td>
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<td>GNOME (Wayland)</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Layout</td>
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<td>ANSI 75% + Knob + External numpad</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Switches</td>
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<td>Keychron K Pro Brown</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Firmware</td>
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<td>QMK</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>RGB</td>
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<td>Yes</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>CDs owned</td>
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<td>164</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Consoles modded</td>
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<td>2</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Computers upgraded</td>
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<td>2</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Computers downgraded</td>
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<td>1</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Domains owned</td>
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<td title="deeptwisty.com, isopod.cool, isopod.zone, bathynomus.xyz, flatfuckfri.day">5</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Talent</td>
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<td style="font-family: mono; color: red;">[Integer overflow error]</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Bitches</td>
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<td>0</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Species</td>
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<td><i>Bathynomus Giganteus</i></td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Pronouns</td>
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<td><?php echo file_get_contents($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/pronouns.txt'); ?></td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Gender</td>
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<td><?php
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$boogeraids = array(
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'Unclear',
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'404 Not Found',
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'502 Bad Gateway',
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'I dropped it behind the sofa, sorry',
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'invalid null pointer',
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'what does that mean',
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'You fuckin\' figure it out',
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'Not my problem lol',
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'[]',
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'I lost it in the accident',
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'Listed <a href="https://genders.wtf">here</a>',
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'AMD Ryzen 7 5700G, 32GB DDR4-3600 RAM, AMD Radeon RX 6600XT GPU, 500GB NVMe SSD, 2TB NVMe SSD, 4TB HDD',
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'I forgor 💀',
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'<i>Bathynomus Giganteus</i>',
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'I\'ll figure it out later',
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'gay',
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'//TODO'
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);
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echo $boogeraids[array_rand($boogeraids)];
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?></td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>3.5mm headphone jack</td>
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<td>yes</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Audio channels</td>
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<td>mono</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Font family</td>
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<td style="font-family: b612_mono, mono, monospace;"><a href="https://b612-font.com/">mono</a></td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Sodium glutamate</td>
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<td>7.1 surround</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Drop rates</td>
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<td style="white-space:nowrap;">1-3 bags of Doritos - 80% <br>Wired earbuds - 10% <br>Random Linux install media - 1%</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Efficiency rating</td>
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<td>80+ Gold</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Wattage rating</td>
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<td>1000W</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Home address</td>
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<td>12h 28m 24.97s, +31° 28′ 37.7″</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Time playing Space Engineers</td>
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<td>734 hours</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td title="Since this bit was added, anyway">Page views</td>
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<td>
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<?php
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$num = (int) filter_var(file_get_contents("views.txt"), FILTER_SANITIZE_NUMBER_INT);
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$num++;
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file_put_contents("views.txt", $num);
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echo $num;
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?>
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</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<?php
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$booger = array(
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"arch",
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"bogos",
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"Hotel",
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"blood"
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);
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$aids = array(
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"btw",
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"binted",
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"Trivago",
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"inside (we think)"
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);
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$poopaids_copy = array_rand($booger);
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$boogeraids = $booger[$poopaids_copy];
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$aidsbooger = $aids[$poopaids_copy];
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echo "<td>$boogeraids</td><td>$aidsbooger</td>";
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?>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Number I'm thinking of</td>
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<td><?php echo rand(0, 69421); ?></td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Personality</td>
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<td><?php
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$ei = array(
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"E",
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"I"
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);
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echo $ei[array_rand($ei)];
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$sn = array(
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"S",
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"N"
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);
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echo $sn[array_rand($sn)];
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$tf = array(
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"T",
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"F"
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);
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echo $tf[array_rand($tf)];
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$jp = array(
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"J",
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"P"
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);
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echo $jp[array_rand($jp)];
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?></td>
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</tr>
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</tbody></table>
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<div id="leftsidebg" style="background-image: url(bg.jxl), url(bg.jpg);" title="Pictured: A graph. I don't know what it's measuring. I hope the top line's the housing market."></div>
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</body>
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</html>
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