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will 6a97a82927 New journal post 
Updated title on blog post #4 to match the rest
Updated the youtube buffering article, and used it as a guinea pig for a markdown experiment
updated /etc/quotes/
new random captions on /
added some new links, including a new Articles section
adjusted the background on /stats/
changed standard body width from 43rem to 80ch
2024-04-21 08:18:51 -06:00

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<?php ini_set('display_errors', '1');
ini_set('display_startup_errors', '1');
error_reporting(E_ALL);
?>
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
<title>#quotes</title>
<link href="../../style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all">
<style type="text/css">
body {
background-color: #36393f;
color: #d7d5d9;
font-family: sans-serif;
}
a {
color: #1c9cee;
text-decoration: none;
}
a:hover {
color: #1c9cee;
text-decoration: underline;
}
.pfp {
border-radius: 50%;
height: 3rem;
}
.message {
display: flex;
margin: 1rem;
text-shadow: none;
}
.content {
margin-left: 1rem;
}
hr {
margin: auto;
border-top: 1px solid #42464d;
}
</style>
<?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/seasonal.php'); ?>
</head>
<body>
<?php include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/nav.php'); ?>
<h1>#quotes</h1>
<h2 id="caption">highlights from the #quotes channel in the discord chat</h2>
<?php
class User {
public string $pfp;
public string $name;
public string $color;
public function __construct(string $p, string $n, string $c) {
$this->pfp = $p;
$this->name = $n;
$this->color = $c;
}
}
$will = new User("w_pfp", "President of the Universe ඞ", "00ffb7");
$vivi = new User("v_pfp", "quote unquote \"mouth frog\"", "ff009e");
$sad = new User("s_pfp", "first spider of the universe ඞ", "f1c40f");
$mage = new User("m_pfp", "> ඞ", "faaaaa");
$celian = new User("c_pfp", "ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ𝕤𝕝𝕦𝕥ಡඞ𐐘𐑀", "73fbff");
$thom = new User("t_pfp", "Tomato ඞ", "567c2d");
$goon = new User("g_pfp", "hatchgoon ඞ", "2c9c91");
$portals = new User("p_pfp", "portalsandart ඞ", "5a397d");
$joy = new User("j_pfp", "JoyTheBoi ඞ", "a2ff00");
function echo_message($person, $message, $first_in_exchange = false) {
if($first_in_exchange) {
echo "<hr>";
}
echo "<div class='message'>";
echo "<img src='images/$person->pfp.png' class='pfp' />";
echo "<div class='content'><h4 style='margin: 0; color: #$person->color;'>$person->name</h4>$message</div>";
echo "</div>";
}
?>
<?php
echo_message($joy, "There's something about digitally altered screams of anguish that really stick in my mind", true);
echo_message($mage, "I would change it to daddy's little slut or something. To inflict maximum damage. But rat slut amongus family is good...", true);
echo_message($celian, "I think you just hate my water-soluble swag", true);
echo_message($vivi, "put your words in my mouth and sentence all over me like a paragraph", true);
echo_message($vivi, "i miss going ssssssssss in your whore tree banthrom", true);
echo_message($celian, "YOU");
echo_message($vivi, "going sssssss and pppppppppp was the highlight of it for me");
echo_message($celian, "😭");
echo_message($celian, "picks yuo up<br>picks you up like you are a baby seal", true);
echo_message($mage, "Yoooooooo<br>Makes noises<br>Euuuh ueh uh huah");
echo_message($vivi, "is the devil from the bible a pillow princess?", true);
echo_message($will, "you would disparage the humble onion?", true);
echo_message($vivi, "fruited the fuck out", true);
echo_message($mage, "Babygirl you are so servers in United States", true);
echo_message($mage, "Big BAWS. Naked Snake. Big BAWS. Naked Snake. Metal Gear Solid 3. 3. 3. Metal Gear Solid 3. Soviet Union. Jungle! Jungle!", true);
echo_message($celian, "wait arent snake always naked");
echo_message($mage, "I have feelings for you");
echo_message($vivi, "back when i was a fan of edgy minion memes", true);
echo_message($will, "I think we should fully replace Discord with Second Life", true);
echo_message($mage, "just ignore the drowning horses in the hot tub", true);
echo_message($mage, "BALLS?", true);
echo_message($celian, "ye<br>if you're too tall u gotta have balls<br>to show off how tall you are");
echo_message($mage, "why do you serve so much cunt in roblox", true);
echo_message($vivi, "omg its almost as pretty as you are ahaha<br>am i bleeding out", true);
echo_message($mage, "Alasator is suspicious of my figgy pudding", true);
echo_message($will, "check out my rod", true);
echo_message($mage, "thats a nice rod");
echo_message($joy, "yo you're really schloobin it out this time", true);
echo_message($joy, "I'd be the best wife ever", true);
echo_message($mage, "i think your tits dont like the mechanism", true);
echo_message($will, "Are you the hoe?", true);
echo_message($joy, "I have no issues with eating babies", true);
echo_message($will, "Would you dropkick joe biden? I think you should dropkick joe biden", true);
echo_message($celian, "i dont care enough about him to drop kick him tbh");
echo_message($will, "i think you should drop kick him");
echo_message($mage, "sad flooboob", true);
echo_message($will, "thats so weirdcore liminal analogue horror backrooms scp", true);
echo_message($will, "I think you should die for funsies", true);
echo_message($mage, "Joob spoob?", true);
echo_message($sad, "PUSSY?");
echo_message($vivi, "I would love to just absolutely rawdog a toaster", true);
echo_message($sad, "i LOVE the filth", true);
echo_message($goon, "i had a dream that, Wheezer they all decided to go birdwatching", true);
echo_message($will, "Serial like Universal Serial Bus", true);
echo_message($celian, "Love me a good froot loop");
echo_message($will, "thats his brain-heart<br>thats his brheart", true);
echo_message($celian, "i think you should unload it", true);
echo_message($vivi, "i would love to unload inside a shotgun, yes");
echo_message($celian, "im gonna cum", true);
echo_message($vivi, "DUDE. NICE");
echo_message($vivi, "put my ass in a hydraulic press", true);
echo_message($will, "No time spent scrolling through furry porn is wasted", true);
echo_message($celian, "its the blood powered fuck machine", true);
echo_message($will, "is the isopod cunty", true);
echo_message($celian, "maybe");
echo_message($will, "Extra creamy sounds fun", true);
echo_message($celian, "i had a testicle induced lucid dream last night", true);
echo_message($celian, "i am NOT washing my hands in milk", true);
echo_message($vivi, "why not? you scared?");
echo_message($mage, "Lesbianism! The yummy treat", true);
echo_message($mage, "i think its fucked you cant eat butterflies", true);
echo_message($mage, "eats your child");
echo_message($mage, "࿐𒁃𒁃𒀱𒄦𒈙𒐫࿐𒁃𒀱𒄦𒈙𒐫࿐𒀱𒄦𒈙𒐫࿐ ꧄𒁃꧃𒈙𒄦𒀱𒁃𒀱𒄦𒈙𒐫࿐𒐫꧄𒁃꧃𒈙𒄦𒀱𒐫꧄𒁃꧃", true);
echo_message($celian, "playing and talking about this game isnt enough i need to absorb it like plants do to nutrients in the soil", true);
echo_message($celian, "NOOOO you can't do that... spooky fog", true);
echo_message($vivi, "im sorry my FISH is a little rusty", true);
echo_message($will, "Mmmm yummy car engine steak ^_^", true);
echo_message($mage, "You would put me in the meat grinder next", true);
echo_message($will, "But you're not beef");
echo_message($celian, "What if I disguise myself as a steak");
echo_message($celian, "I don't think I've drawn a <em>human</em> dick since I was like...", true);
echo_message($celian, "dfgprp-403c286c-ccb1-4a3c-ba2c-3aa8fff58c0b.png", true);
echo_message($sad, "you're nut?", true);
echo_message($celian, "aren't we all?");
echo_message($vivi, "your arms are looking very testicular mr. Thanos", true);
echo_message($vivi, "that slut did NOT taste good", true);
echo_message($vivi, "im a [little sponge] who requires [[MOISTURE]]", true);
echo_message($celian, "HOLY SHIT REAL BOMB THREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", true);
echo_message($vivi, "Shmumpus", true);
echo_message($vivi, "You can use the wet thing for combat", true);
echo_message($vivi, "my hobbies include milking my creature for eggnog", true);
echo_message($will, "everybody loves Bomb Threat", true);
echo_message($celian, "cutely explodes", true);
echo_message($sad, "YOOOOOO");
echo_message($mage, "You would dye your dick?", true);
echo_message($celian, "If I had one");
echo_message($will, "very impressive sex", true);
echo_message($celian, "do you think feetleys feet are lickable", true);
echo_message($vivi, "my brain has gotten to the point where i cannot come up with a threat that does not involve cum", true);
echo_message($will, "can you WEAR <strong>Gabriel's MILK</strong>?", true);
echo_message($mage, "Italy has a cheese named horse cheese but it's not made from horses", true);
echo_message($celian, "worm from animals we all know him", true);
echo_message($vivi, "you're mom", true);
echo_message($will, "No I'm not");
echo_message($mage, "I believe in parenting with the knife", true);
echo_message($mage, "Penis", true);
echo_message($will, "Penis");
echo_message($celian, "Dies");
echo_message($vivi, "who names a child JUICE??", true);
echo_message($will, "next thing i know im in this alien's discord server", true);
echo_message($celian, "Just remove your <em>balls</em>", true);
echo_message($vivi, "im gonna fucken CUM about that....like ANGRILY.", true);
echo_message($vivi, "im gonna look at more <strong>foreskin gifs</strong>", true);
echo_message($vivi, "all i can do is CUM and HOPE FOR THE BEST", true);
echo_message($will, "Rainbow Dash is Kim Kitsuragi's ponysona", true);
echo_message($mage, "You don't love me? You would deny me uncrunched eyeballs?", true);
echo_message($sad, "I fuck <em>the blockchain</em>", true);
echo_message($will, "Beautiful women named Mario are messaging me on my phone", true);
echo_message($sad, "his <strong>HUGE BOOBS</strong> are distracting me", true);
echo_message($mage, "I think you should play Second Life with me", true);
echo_message($sad, "I think you're mentally ill");
echo_message($mage, "most anime girls are cute in a dog way", true);
echo_message($mage, "Bestie I'm talking about balls, cock and balls, you would turn me into balls?", true);
echo_message($sad, "Yes");
echo_message($celian, "I find Lois so hot and sexy", true);
echo_message($mage, "she doesnt have an articulated pussy, i have to tell you", true);
echo_message($celian, "Mlp ponies are like Scooby Doo to me", true);
echo_message($will, "Would you play Krunker recommended by Klook dot com with me?", true);
echo_message($will, "I dress like a female bird", true);
echo_message($vivi, "i love it when I can feel my hat THROB ON MY HEAD", true);
echo_message($vivi, "put the <strong><em>P</em></strong>iss stone down you know what that does to your", true);
echo_message($mage, "I am such a loser when it comes to women", true);
echo_message($joy, "Only true rizz masters get rewarded with Egg", true);
echo_message($mage, "You would be a little pony?", true);
echo_message($will, "I can neither confirm nor deny this");
echo_message($celian, "I don't wanna have my pussy out<br>it's there in spirit", true);
echo_message($mage, "Do <i>I</i> have a dick or a pussy in spirit");
echo_message($mage, "Babygirl you need ketamine", true);
echo_message($goon, "he shits with that thing have some respect", true);
echo_message($will, "I think Gabriel should have boob armor", true);
echo_message($sad, "You're interesting");
echo_message($will, "i have a copy of Karkalicious on my computer", true);
echo_message($celian, "I love you so much too we should go out or something", true);
echo_message($mage, "i hope you have wonderful sloppy toppy", true);
echo_message($celian, "hell? i could bring you there if you want<br>that sounded so threatening, i meant on like a date or something", true);
echo_message($mage, "I think it's okay if cooking pasta ends up in murder", true);
echo_message($mage, "teehee :3 <strong><em>SITS ON YOUR BALLS</em></strong>", true);
echo_message($vivi, "i AM the vinegar in a can of spaghetti-os that was cleaned out for the sole purpose of drinking vinegar", true);
echo_message($celian, "I don't have bones", true);
echo_message($will, "You can get some from the bone trees");
echo_message($celian, "Hey do you still have blood?", true);
echo_message($sad, "me when im just not built different", true);
echo_message($will, "yoinks your blood", true);
echo_message($celian, "The sixth element is... kiki", true);
echo_message($will, "Extrudes your taxes", true);
echo_message($mage, "Anime girl Will moment", true);
echo_message($vivi, "just in time for the himbo findification!", true);
echo_message($will, "I wish someone would put me down<br>Wait a minute", true);
echo_message($celian, "why are you rotated you whore", true);
echo_message($will, "brb", true);
echo_message($celian, "yooo");
echo_message($celian, "Do you want to watch the movie? The pussy?", true);
echo_message($celian, "why does my salmon look like a vagina", true);
echo_message($will, "you could say I handle a lot of cocks", true);
echo_message($will, "obviously im not gonna handle a bunch of raw chickens and then touch my cock");
echo_message($will, "I don't think cocks get killed for their meat");
echo_message($mage, "and the girls have like car shaped heads", true);
echo_message($mage, "I'm trying to find a cool way to say nonbinary peoples' tits", true);
echo_message($celian, "Luigi tits");
echo_message($celian, "If I have my wings out all the time what does that mean<br>like a dick?", true);
echo_message($celian, "You want to be the person that eats horses like grapes?", true);
echo_message($mage, "Some people pass down books and jewelry, my family passes down autism", true);
echo_message($mage, "theres a panda walking through me", true);
echo_message($celian, "I'm more like an osprey but like Tumblrized", true);
echo_message($will, "Listen I may be a furry but at least I'm not a weeb", true);
echo_message($celian, "do u wanna try to guess? 😳", true);
echo_message($sad, "is it... BIG?<br>AND THROBBING?");
echo_message($sad, "Chicken is one of the most fucking boring shit you can wear", true);
echo_message($mage, "Why don't Canadians eat the snow to get rid of it", true);
echo_message($celian, "Well you see... there's a ladder that goes through the window");
echo_message($celian, "I heard mothsex.gif", true);
echo_message($portals, "Yeah bare naked ladies fuck HARD", true);
echo_message($will, "I hope I'm not just the gay person in your computer to you but the gay isopod in your computer", true);
echo_message($celian, "oh<br>bestie i have bad news for u<br>your parents might be having sex :(", true);
echo_message($will, "I'm literally an isopod my fursona is just a human and I'm wearing a fursuit 100% of the time", true);
echo_message($will, "I said something to the effect of we should skip february except for valentines day<br>the rest you got right<br>nearly typed fruary", true);
echo_message($mage, "Furry");
echo_message($will, "NO");
echo_message($celian, "fury behavior");
echo_message($will, "FURY INDEED IM FUCKING MAD");
echo_message($will, "amongus babies and their adopted dads", true);
echo_message($thom, "I have 6 partners", true);
echo_message($goon, "6 am or pm?");
echo_message($mage, "Men season themselves in the wind", true);
echo_message($vivi, "i would love to be vored by a cow as well", true);
echo_message($celian, "I'm eely", true);
echo_message($celian, "yeehee");
echo_message($celian, "Im crunde");
echo_message($celian, "beainxella");
echo_message($will, "I cannot begin to describe the aerospace applications of a material with the properties that your beetle has given my pants", true);
echo_message($will, "you can make space worthy pants with human technology we've done it before");
echo_message($celian, "COCK RING KEN", true);
echo_message($celian, "Yoo no more gay!", true);
echo_message($mage, "She hates gay people and LOVES bald people");
echo_message($mage, "i dont want to buy the fucked up heterosexual bird", true);
echo_message($will, "you think Baldi is a dilf?", true);
echo_message($celian, "sure?");
echo_message($vivi, "like i could fuck a freezer<br>i couldn't fuck a freezer<br>too cold", true);
echo_message($celian, "<img src='https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/964004743238254642/1051302341439139961/image.png' />", true);
echo_message($will, "MY computer is attractive, alright. yours is not.", true);
echo_message($will, "your computer is a milf");
echo_message($will, "bowser was always hot. coward", true);
echo_message($celian, "oh is your jaw equiped?", true);
echo_message($sad, "I AM YOUR <b>CHEESEBURGER</b>", true);
echo_message($celian, "gimmie a sex<br>*SEC<br>*SEC<br>*SEC<br>*SEC<br>A SECOND<br>OH MY GOD", true);
echo_message($mage, "I think it's incredibly feminine to crawl around in storm drains", true);
echo_message($will, "I can't tell where participating in the bit where I'm a furry ends and actually insisting I'm not a furry begins", true);
echo_message($will, "what fucking cyberpunk world are you living in where panties have HUDs", true);
echo_message($vivi, "I want a panic attack now", true);
echo_message($will, "you're gonna be <i>so</i> tasty in two weeks", true);
echo_message($will, "nobody's going to be able to decipher our language because they'll do it right and translate phrases like \"i think dio's tits should switch places\" and assume they did it wrong and keep trying", true);
echo_message($will, "Sasuke shoved his hands into Naruto's pants and grinned when the blond whimpered from his touch. \"Already, Naruto?\" he asked.<br>Wrong chat<br>How yall doin", true);
echo_message($will, "I'm not in denail I'm a furry", true);
echo_message($will, "mold is a fursuit for bread", true);
echo_message($mage, "when someone eats moldy food does that mean they're voring a furry?");
echo_message($will, "yes");
echo_message($will, "can you believe sag their pirt is four years old? <span style='font-family: monospace;'>(it is from 2018)</span>", true);
echo_message($celian, "wait isn't it 5?<br>we're in 2022<br>did you count 2020<br>wait<br>i may be stupid.");
echo_message($will, "I'm not FRENCH I'm a FURRY", true);
echo_message($vivi, "Maybe the real cum pepsi is the friends we made along the way", true);
echo_message($celian, "Ibuprofwn kind of slut.", true);
echo_message($will, "I wish <i>my</i> cock was a fidget spinner", true);
echo_message($vivi, "It's castration time!", true);
echo_message($vivi, "I girlbossed a little to close to the comfy and fell asleep", true);
echo_message($will, "that milk is the <i>sequel</i> to expired", true);
echo_message($will, "Tony the tiger is HOT.", true);
echo_message($sad, "Never ask a woman her age, never ask a man his salary, never ask a medieval man what his letters to his best friend said", true);
echo_message($celian, "Dio would have been hotter with crocs", true);
echo_message($sad, "Im just trying to picture like,, donald trump shitting", true);
echo_message($will, "who would you have picked to win the tumblr sexy man award<br>the fucking onceler?", true);
echo_message($thom, "...<br>how'd you know?");
echo_message($celian, "I wanna see the bloopers of Stephen Merchant moaning into the mic", true);
echo_message($will, "come on, look at him. Sans is literally <b><i>so sexy</i></b>", true);
echo_message($will, "there are many ways to consume weed: you can smoke it out of a doob, you can smoke it out of a bong, you can smoke it out of a brownie- ...wait", true);
echo_message($mage, "I think you'll be a fan of gangster balls soon bestie", true);
echo_message($celian, "there i removed my vagina", true);
echo_message($will, "For you, the person who wants to be naked in a ball, that is very bad for you", true);
echo_message($mage, "If I had to rate it, I'd rate it fucking gay", true);
echo_message($mage, "you're only playing Scout correctly if you've had <b>gay sex</b>", true);
echo_message($will, "*Caroline voice* Pee your pants, Mr. Johnson.", true);
echo_message($sad, "i feel like im reading it with my eyes", true);
echo_message($will, "i think there should be a datapack that lets you right click people with a bucket<br>and milk them", true);
echo_message($celian, "bebito <span class='house'>house</span> reveel<br>bebito <span class='house'>hous</span> reveel when the bebito has.<br><span class='house'>hous</span> reveaal<br><span class='house'>hous</span> reval bebito REAL NO CLICKBAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", true);
echo_message($celian, "its like having a stroke WHILE having an aneurism", true);
echo_message($mage, "ideal");
echo_message($will, "Joe Biden can get his ass blasted in a nonfurry way", true);
echo_message($celian, "bruh (respectfully)", true);
echo_message($celian, "this isn't a furby this is walter white cum jar", true);
echo_message($vivi, "can I have the walter white cum jar please 👉👈🥺");
echo_message($will, "i'd rather not explode today, Thanks", true);
echo_message($celian, "got some hair :)", true);
echo_message($will, "Walter White is a <b><i><u>DILF</u></i></b>, Celian.", true);
echo_message($sad, "if there <i>was</i> porn i wouldnt leave", true);
echo_message($will, "haunting you with the looming threat of horse", true);
echo_message($celian, "Walter White sex jumpscare", true);
echo_message($celian, "Evangelion spoilers walter white and saul goodman kiss", true);
echo_message($will, "I think they should stop commissioning criminal intelligence and start commissioning furries", true);
echo_message($sad, "YOOO THAT'S MY GIIIIIIRL!!!! MY GIRL SNAPE MY GIRL!!!!", true);
echo_message($vivi, "I feel like DeviantArt right now, 2014 edition.", true);
echo_message($will, "I want a transparent penis", true);
echo_message($mage, "The buzzing sound of the penis won't go away", true);
echo_message($thom, "vivi I really think you should stop shitting on reddit", true);
echo_message($celian, "I don't agree because I disagree with you", true);
echo_message($celian, "", true);
echo_message($mage, "");
echo_message($celian, "");
echo_message($thom, "<br><br>");
echo_message($will, "");
echo_message($vivi, "");
echo_message($celian, "");
echo_message($vivi, "");
echo_message($will, "Imagine touching <span style='font-family: monospace;'>[audio loss]</span> me", true);
echo_message($thom, "theres something homoerotic about cars", true);
echo_message($will, "im in spain without the sain", true);
echo_message($mage, "REMEMBER TO MAKE BACKUP COPIES IF YOU INTEND TO EDIT THIS PENIS!!", true);
echo_message($vivi, "god is actually surprisingly submissive and breedable", true);
echo_message($will, "don't smoke cigarettes kids they'll make your lungs sus", true);
echo_message($thom, "Bestie you've been given 2 full folders of skins<br>You can be any type of white you want to", true);
echo_message($celian, "im gonna pause the video so i can listen to the flavors better", true);
echo_message($vivi, "we stan the <b><i>boner knife</i></b> in this <span class='house'>house</span>", true);
echo_message($vivi, "god said it's my turn on the being a milf", true);
echo_message($mage, "\"Big Boy\" will be milked for his venom at the Australian Reptile Park", true);
echo_message($mage, "i think you should get some weed and <i>drink it</i>", true);
echo_message($sad, "imagine having a digestive system couldnt be me", true);
echo_message($mage, "Hot");
echo_message($mage, "damn, guess i gotta send you some <i>autism</i> in the mail", true);
echo_message($mage, "I just diagnosed you with bottom disorder", true);
echo_message($mage, "Girls are always whole ass wet from the roof", true);
echo_message($celian, "This is an amazing day for humanity, and by humanity, I mean my titties", true);
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