function tueaday() { var dateObj = new Date() var weekday = dateObj.toLocaleString("default", { weekday: "short" }).replace('.','') switch(weekday) { case "Sun": return "suday"; break; case "Mon": return "moday"; break; case "Tue": return "tueaday"; break; case "Wed": return "weaday"; break; case "Thu": return "thuday"; break; case "Fri": return "friaday"; break; case "Sat": return "satuaday"; break; default: return dateObj.toLocaleString("default", { weekday: "short" }); break; } } function waititsfucking() { var s = tueaday(); document.getElementById("tueaday").innerHTML = "wait".concat(' its fucking ', s, '. god.'); } function funnytitle() { const titles = [ "Voted Only Page on the Internet in 2022", "Willy's Epic Website", "Will's Cool Webpage", "Welcome to my page :)", "😎", "Hi!", "Over Construction", "mySite.html", "RGB Gaming Webpage", "Stream deep twisty", "I programmed this feature instead of sleeping", "I didn't want a .carrd.co URL", "I use Arch btw", "Bruh moment", "Supports VPNs", "You should try reloading" ] document.getElementById("Header").innerHTML = "

".concat(titles[Math.floor(Math.random() * titles.length)], "

"); } function load() { funnytitle(); waititsfucking(); }