function header(index) { var rh = document.getElementById('randomheader'); var Title = document.getElementById('header').innerHTML; if(rh != undefined) { const titles = [ 'bruh moment', 'Try reloading!', 'Supports VPNs', 'I use arch btw', 'niceopod v2', 'RGB Gaming Webpage', 'Stream deep twisty', 'MySite.html', 'Over Construction', 'Real isopod hours', 'Version 2.0: the Verbose Update', 'depytwisty', '[object Object]', 'Uses cookies', '* You found the [Moss]!', 'Minceraft', 'Best viewed with Firefox', 'Isopod gaming', 'Website of some guy', 'your mom', 'Badly programmed', 'Upside Down!', 'Fuck crypto', 'Oh, you know ;)', 'gamer (terminal)' ]; if(index < 0 || index >= titles.length) { index = Math.floor(Math.random() * titles.length); } var choice = titles[index]; Title = choice; document.getElementById('randomheader').innerHTML = choice; } if(Title === "Stats") { Title = `Stats: ${document.getElementsByTagName('tr').length}`; document.getElementById('header').innerHTML = Title; } document.title = Title; document.getElementById('header').style.animationName = 'happear'; } function loadCafeStatus() { statuscontainer = document.getElementById("status"); if(statuscontainer !== null) { statuscontainer.innerHTML = '
'; fetch("https://status.cafe/users/niceopod/status.json") .then( r => r.json() ) .then( r => { if (!r.content.length) { document.getElementById("statuscafe-content").innerHTML = "No status yet." return } document.getElementById("statuscafe-username").innerHTML = '' + r.author + ' ' + r.face + ' ' + r.timeAgo document.getElementById("statuscafe-content").innerHTML = r.content } ) } } function getUrlVars() { var vars = {}; var url = window.location.href; if(window.location.hash !== "") { url = url.substring(0, url.lastIndexOf('#')); } var parts = window.location.href.replace(/[?&]+([^=&]+)=([^&]*)/gi, function(m,key,value) { //I copied this function from somewhere. I have no idea what this expression is doing. I'm scared of it vars[key] = value; }); return vars; } function page() { var preferredTheme = window.localStorage.getItem("theme"); if(preferredTheme == undefined) { preferredTheme = "default"; } document.getElementById("theme").href = `themes/${preferredTheme}/style.css`; document.getElementById("pretheme").remove(); var currentPage = getUrlVars()['page']; if(currentPage == undefined) { currentPage = 'home'; } if(currentPage.indexOf('#') > -1) { currentPage = currentPage.substring(0, currentPage.lastIndexOf('#')); } fetch(`pages/${currentPage}.html`) .then(response => response.text()) .then(data => { document.getElementById('centercolumn').innerHTML = data; if(document.getElementById('404') !== null) { window.location.replace('not_found.html'); } header(-69); loadCafeStatus(); scrollToHash();}); } function switchTheme (theme) { document.getElementById("theme").href = `themes/${theme}/style.css`; window.localStorage.setItem("theme", theme); } function scrollToHash() { if(window.location.hash !== "") { document.getElementById(window.location.hash.substring(1)).scrollIntoView(); } }