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< title > Stats </ title >
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< ? php include ( $_SERVER [ 'DOCUMENT_ROOT' ] . '/seasonal.php' ); ?>
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< ? php include ( $_SERVER [ 'DOCUMENT_ROOT' ] . '/nav.php' ); ?>
< h1 > stat tracker </ h1 >
< h2 id = " caption " > 100 % RealTrue & #8482; statistics</h2>
< table id = " statstable " >
< tbody >< tr >
< td > Height </ td >
< td > 194 cm </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Storage space </ td >
< td > 4.9 TiB </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Packages </ td >
< td >< ? php echo file_get_contents ( " packages.txt " ); ?> </td>
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Desktop environment </ td >
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< td > XFCE </ td >
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</ tr >
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< tr >
< td > Layout </ td >
< td > ANSI 75 % + Knob + External numpad </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Switches </ td >
< td > Keychron K Pro Brown </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Firmware </ td >
< td > QMK </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > RGB </ td >
< td > Yes </ td >
</ tr >
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< tr >
< td > CDs owned </ td >
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< td > 118 </ td >
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</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Consoles modded </ td >
< td > 1 </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Computers upgraded </ td >
< td > 2 </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Computers downgraded </ td >
< td > 1 </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Websites </ td >
< td > 2 </ td >
</ tr >
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< tr >
< td > Web services </ td >
< td title = " Each website is one, plus Akkoma, SearXNG, RSS-Bridge, Forgejo, and Nextcloud. " > 7 </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Domains owned </ td >
< td title = " deeptwisty.com, isopod.cool, and bathynomus.xyz " > 3 </ td >
</ tr >
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< tr >
< td > Talent </ td >
< td style = " font-family: mono; color: red; " > [ Integer overflow error ] </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Bitches </ td >
< td > 0 </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Species </ td >
< td >< i > Bathynomus Giganteus </ i ></ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Pronouns </ td >
< td > any </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Gender </ td >
< td >< ? php
$boogeraids = array (
'Unclear' ,
'404 Not Found' ,
'502 Bad Gateway' ,
'I dropped it behind the sofa, sorry' ,
'invalid null pointer' ,
'what does that mean' ,
'You fuckin\' figure it out' ,
'Not my problem lol' ,
'[]' ,
'I lost it in the accident' ,
'Listed <a href="https://genders.wtf">here</a>' ,
'AMD Ryzen 7 5700G, 32GB DDR4-3600 RAM, AMD Radeon RX 6600XT GPU, 500GB NVMe SSD, 1TB SATA SSD, 4TB HDD' ,
'I forgor 💀' ,
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'<i>Bathynomus Giganteus</i>' ,
'I\'ll figure it out later'
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);
echo $boogeraids [ array_rand ( $boogeraids )];
?> </td>
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > 3.5 mm headphone jack </ td >
< td > yes </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Audio channels </ td >
< td > mono </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Font family </ td >
< td style = " font-family: mono, monospace; " > mono </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Sodium glutamate </ td >
< td > 7.1 surround </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Drop rates </ td >
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< td style = " white-space:nowrap; " > 1 - 3 bags of Doritos - 80 % < br > Wired earbuds - 10 % < br > Random Linux install media - 1 %</ td >
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</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Efficiency rating </ td >
< td > 80 + Gold </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Home address </ td >
< td > 12 h 28 m 24.97 s , + 31 ° 28 ′ 37.7 ″ </ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Time playing Space Engineers </ td >
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< td > 590 hours </ td >
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</ tr >
< tr >
< td title = " Since this bit was added, anyway " > Page views </ td >
< td >
< ? php
$num = ( int ) filter_var ( file_get_contents ( " views.txt " ), FILTER_SANITIZE_NUMBER_INT );
$num ++ ;
file_put_contents ( " views.txt " , $num );
echo $num ;
?>
</ td >
</ tr >
< tr >
< ? php
$booger = array (
" arch " ,
" bogos " ,
" Hotel " ,
" blood "
);
$aids = array (
" btw " ,
" binted " ,
" Trivago " ,
" inside (we think) "
);
$poopaids_copy = array_rand ( $booger );
$boogeraids = $booger [ $poopaids_copy ];
$aidsbooger = $aids [ $poopaids_copy ];
echo " <td> $boogeraids </td><td> $aidsbooger </td> " ;
?>
</ tr >
< tr >
< td > Number I ' m thinking of </ td >
< td >< ? php echo rand ( 0 , 69420 ); ?> </td>
</ tr >
</ tbody ></ table >
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