62 lines
1.6 KiB
JavaScript
62 lines
1.6 KiB
JavaScript
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function tueaday() {
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var dateObj = new Date()
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var weekday = dateObj.toLocaleString("default", { weekday: "short" }).replace('.','')
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switch(weekday) {
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case "Sun":
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return "suday";
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break;
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case "Mon":
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return "moday";
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break;
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case "Tue":
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return "tueaday";
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break;
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case "Wed":
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return "weaday";
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break;
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case "Thu":
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return "thuday";
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break;
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case "Fri":
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return "friaday";
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break;
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case "Sat":
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return "satuaday";
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break;
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default:
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return dateObj.toLocaleString("default", { weekday: "short" });
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break;
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}
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}
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function waititsfucking() {
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var s = tueaday();
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document.getElementById("tueaday").innerHTML = "wait".concat(' its fucking <a class="tueaday" href="images/', s, '.png">', s, '</a>. god.');
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}
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function funnytitle() {
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const titles = [
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"Voted Only Page on the Internet in 2022",
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"Willy's Epic Website",
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"Will's Cool Webpage",
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"Welcome to my page :)",
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"😎",
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"Hi!",
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"Over Construction",
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"mySite.html",
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"<span style='animation-name: rainbowtext;animation-duration: 2.5s;animation-iteration-count: infinite;'>RGB Gaming Webpage</span>",
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"Stream deep twisty",
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"I programmed this feature instead of sleeping",
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"I didn't want a .carrd.co URL",
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"I use Arch btw",
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"Bruh moment",
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"Supports VPNs",
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"You should try reloading"
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]
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document.getElementById("Header").innerHTML = "<h1 id='headertext'>".concat(titles[Math.floor(Math.random() * titles.length)], "</h1>");
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}
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function load() {
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funnytitle();
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waititsfucking();
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}
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