<p><spantitle="General Kenobi!">Hellothere!</span>TheycallmeWill(<?phpechofile_get_contents($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/pronouns.txt');?>), but I tend to go by deep twisty (more on that later) or some variation of "isopod" or "bathynomus" on the internet. I like to make stuff on the computer, like <a href="https://deeptwisty.bandcamp.com/">music</a>, or <a href="https://deeptwisty.com/art">art</a>, or this website. I've heard rumors calling me such things as "canadian", "autistic", and "incalculably talented". I cannot confirm or deny any of these allegations.</p>
<!--p>Asfor"niceopod","nice"wasthebestwordIcouldthinkofthatrhymeswiththefirstsyllableof"isopod".IfeellikeitsoundslikeI'm trying to say I'mnice.<spantitle="I'm slowly deprecating this username for this reason. You'll typically find it replaced with "isopod" or "bathynomus" or some other isopod-related thing, depending on availability.">I'm not</span>, it'sjustthatthealternativeswere"iceopod"and"sliceopod".Isopodsarenicethough.</p-->
<blockquote>"Most of it goes over my head, but it's still fun to read and look at, and I am not immune to isopods."<spanclass="attr">-<ahref="https://kalechips.net/">Kalechips</a></span></blockquote>