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    <style type="text/css">
      body {
        margin-top: 0;
        margin-bottom: 0;
      }
      #guys {
        position: fixed;
        bottom: 0;
        left: 3rem;
        font-size: 0;
      }
      #guys > * {
        margin-right: 0.5rem;
      }
      #bubblecolumn {
        position: absolute;
        right: 7%;
        top: 0;
        width: 29px;
        height: 100%;
        background-image: url(images/bubblecolumn1.gif);
        background-repeat: repeat-y;
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      @media (prefers-reduced-motion) {
        #bubblecolumn {
          display: none;
        }
      }
    </style>
    <?php
      include($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/seasonal.php');
      if(!preg_match('/(headless.*)/i', $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'])) {
        $captions = array();
        $seasonal = false;
        switch(date('m')) {
          case 10:
            $captions = array(
              'Boo!',
              'Happy Halloween!',
              'World\'s ' . rand(1, 1000000) . 'th spookiest website',
              '$spooky_captions[array_rand($spooky_captions)]',
              'I thought I\'d be able to come up with more Halloween captions to be honest',
              'It\'s the Spooky Month&trade;!',
              'I vant to suck your blood! Just kidding... Unless...?',
              'This site uses $_HALLOWEEN_THEMED_COOKIE_EQUIVALENT'
            );
            $seasonal = true;
            break;
          case 12:
            $captions = array(
              'hoe hoe hoe or some shit',
              'Happy Holidays!',
              'World\'s ' . rand(1, 1000000) . 'th most festive website',
              'Like half of these captions are just lifted wholesale from the Halloween ones',
              '$festive_captions[array_rand($festive_captions)]',
              'Merry Capitalism!',
              'It\'s winter! Nothing else special about this time of year, no siree!',
              'This site uses $_CHRISTMAS_THEMED_COOKIE_EQUIVALENT... I guess that would just be normal cookies, huh?',
              'Pretend I put Mariah Carey on autoplay here'
            );
            $seasonal = true;
            break;
          default:
            $captions = array(
              'bruh moment',
              'Try reloading!',
              'Supports VPNs',
              'I use arch btw',
              'Stream deep twisty',
              'MySite.html',
              'Over Construction',
              'Real isopod hours',
              'Version 3.0: the Not-Reliant-On-Javascript Update',
              'depytwisty',
              '[object Object]',
              '* You found the [Moss]!',
              'Minceraft',
              'Best viewed with Firefox',
              'Isopod gaming',
              'Website of some "guy"',
              'your mom',
              'Badly programmed',
              'Fuck crypto',
              'Oh, you know ;)',
              'gamer (terminal)',
              'This is not a place of honor',
              'I can type interrobangs, watch‽',
              'ඞ',
              '127.0.0.1',
              'assholes DNI',
              'swag',
              '\'\'',
              '$captions[array_rand($captions)]',
              'NFT bros don\'t FUCKING interact',
              'Kind of dragon free!',
              'This site uses cookies (chocolate chip)',
              'Now with reduced centralization!',
              'your gay',
              'the fuck is a gender',
              'The Only Website',
              '𝓘𝓷𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮!',
              'Follow me on Google+!',
              '404: caption not found',
              'Web π compliant!',
              'If you\'re seeing this, something is seriously wrong.',
              'cringe',
              'don\'t smoke cigarettes kids they\'ll make your lungs sus',
              'real life isopod',
              '',
              'holy fucking bingle',
              'vewified',
              'Verified',
              'COUNTER',
              'TUEADAY',
              'PLACEHIM',
              'UPSIDEDOWN',
              'RGB',
              'BLAHAJ',
              '@BEAT'
            );
            break;
        }
        $cap = $captions[array_rand($captions)];
        if($_GET['caption']) {
          $cap = $_GET['caption'];
        }
        $tit = $cap;
        if(!$seasonal) {
          switch($cap) {
            case 'COUNTER':
              $num = (int) filter_var(file_get_contents("views.txt"), FILTER_SANITIZE_NUMBER_INT);
              $num++;
              file_put_contents("views.txt", $num);
              $cap = "This caption has been viewed $num times!";
              $tit = "This title has been viewed $num times!";
              break;
            case 'TUEADAY':
              $day = array("suday", "moday", "tueaday", "weaday", "thuday", "friaday", "satuaday")[date('w')];
              $cap = "wait it's fucking $day. god.";
              $tit = $cap;
              echo "<style type='text/css'>h1{background-image:url('old/1/images/$day.png');}</style>";
              break;
            case 'PLACEHIM':
              $cap = 'place him on your site immediately';
              $tit = $cap;
              echo "<style type='text/css'>h1{background-image:url('images/place_him.png');}</style>";
              break;
            case 'BLAHAJ':
              $cap = '<img id="blahaj" src="images/blahaj.png"> <a href="https://berrymot.github.io/">certified</a> Good Website by blåhaj';
              $tit = "certified Good Website by blåhaj";
              echo "<style type='text/css'>#blahaj { animation: spin 5s linear infinite; height: 1em; } @keyframes spin { from { transform: rotate(0deg); } to { transform: rotate(360deg); } } @media (prefers-reduced-motion) { #blahaj { animation: none; } }</style>";
              break;
            case 'Verified':
              $cap = '<img src="https://social.isopod.cool/emoji/isomojis/verified.png" style="height: 1em;"/>';
              break;
            case 'vewified':
              $cap = '<img src="https://social.isopod.cool/emoji/isomojis/vewified.png" style="height: 1em;"/>';
              break;
            case 'Kind of dragon free!':
              $cap = '<span class="minecraftsplash">Kind of dragon free!</span>';
              break;
            case 'UPSIDEDOWN':
              $cap = '<span class="flipped">Upside Down!</span>';
              $tit = '¡uʍop ǝpısdn';
              break;
            case 'RGB':
              $cap = '<span class="rainbowtext">RGB Gaming Webpage</span>';
              $tit = 'RGB Gaming Webpage';
              break;
            case '@BEAT':
              $cap = '@'.date("B");
              $tit = $cap;
              break;
          }
        }
      }
    ?>
    <title><?php if($tit) { echo "isopod.cool v3 - $tit"; } else { echo "isopod.cool v3"; } ?></title>
    <meta name="description" content="real life isopod">
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      <h1 style="margin-top: 0;">isopod.cool v3</h1>
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    <div id="rightsidebg" style="background-image: url(images/bg.png); --distancefromcenter: 11%;" title="Pictured: The eponymous &quot;deep twisty&quot;"></div>
    <div id="bubblecolumn"></div>
    <?php include('chromealert.php'); ?>
    <?php
      if(date("w") == "5" && rand(0, 9) == 4) {
        $ind = rand(1,2);
        $filename = "images/flatworm friday $ind.mp4";
        echo "<div id='flatwormfriday' style='position: absolute;left: 0;right: 0;top: 0;bottom: 0;background: #000000cc;display: flex;justify-content: center;align-items: center;'><video controls=''><source src='$filename' type='video/mp4'>It's Flatworm Friday! Your browser does not support the video tag.</video><span style='position: absolute; left: 1rem; bottom: 1rem;'>Refresh the page to close this</span></div>";
      }
    ?>
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